ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Randomize
