he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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