let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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