So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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