we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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