Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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