Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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