We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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