She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I smell like Dick and happiness
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
