and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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