im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I just got carded by a ten year old.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
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