I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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