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Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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