Writing my paper on freud at bar
??
Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
don't judge my taste in strippers
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Randomize
