Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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