yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
