dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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