It's like God shit irony all over that family
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
my poor anus
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
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