My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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