some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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