I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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