he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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