brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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