she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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