Dual....:-)
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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