these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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