That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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