is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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