ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
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