drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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