My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
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