Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
Randomize
