So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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