I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Randomize
