Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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