I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
You need Xanax blowdarts
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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