Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
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