Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Someone came in the potted fern
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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