So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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