I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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