just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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