Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
We are all done wearing pants today
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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