Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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