We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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