This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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