Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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