no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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