I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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