Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
You've changed since you got that strap on
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Randomize
