I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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