Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize
