I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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