They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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