Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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