You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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