If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize
