On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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