All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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