i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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